Smile Please

Transcribed by MT: Consultant shared car with patient (shared car = car pooling??????)
Dictated by Dr: Consultant shared care with patient (shared care = mechanishm of sharing patient care )

T: Thank you for referring this very present 25-year-old lady
D: Thank you for referring this very pleasant 25-year-old lady

T: Mum uses oil item for bath
D: Mum uses Oilatum for bath (Oilatum bath formula for itchy, irritating, dry skin)

T: The patient has been given restroom for sleep ( restroom= toilet that is available to the public)
D: The patient has been given Restoril for sleep ( Restoril= given for short-term treatment for sleeplessness)

T: The patient denies any recent sex bites. (OMG ???????????)
D: The patient denies any recent insect bites. (allergy to insect bites)

T: Patient is to follow up with the Plastic Card Allergy Clinic
D: Patient is to follow up with the Plastic and Cardiology Clinic

T: I reviewed and discussed the case laying with the patient's daughter and the staff.
D: I reviewed and discussed the case in length with the patient's daughter and the staff. (in length = in detail )

T: The patient is on a constipated sweet diet ( constipated= unable to pass motion)
D: The patient is on no concentrated sweet diet (the patient is diabetic here, so no sweets)

T: He has been given 125 kg of Seroquel twice a day (kg ????????? medicine given in milligram (mg) just one letter difference and what a blunder!!!!!!!!!)
D: He has been given 125 mg of Seroquel twice a day (Seroquel= medicine given for treatment for psychotic disorders)

A CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR PATIENTS

A CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR PATIENTS

1. DO NOT EXPECT YOUR DOCTOR TO SHARE YOUR DISCOMFORT.
Involvement with the patient's suffering might cause him to lose valuable scientific objectivity.

2. BE CHEERFUL AT ALL TIMES.
Your doctor leads a busy and trying life and requires all the gentleness and reassurance he can get.

3. TRY TO SUFFER FROM THE DISEASE FOR WHICH YOU ARE BEING TREATED.
Remember that your doctor has a professional reputation to uphold.

4. DO NOT COMPLAIN IF THE TREATMENT FAILS TO BRING RELIEF.
You must believe that your doctor has achieved a deep insight into the true nature of your illness, which transcends any mere permanent disability you may have experienced.

5. NEVER ASK YOUR DOCTOR TO EXPLAIN WHAT HE IS DOING OR WHY HE IS DOING IT.
It is presumptuous to assume that such profound matters could be explained in terms that you would understand.

6. SUBMIT TO NOVEL EXPERIMENTAL TREATMENT READILY.
Though the surgery may not benefit you directly, the resulting research paper will surely be of widespread interest.

7. PAY YOUR MEDICAL BILLS PROMPTLY AND WILLINGLY.
You should consider it a privilege to contribute, however modestly, to the well-being of physicians and other humanitarians.

8. DO NOT SUFFER FROM AILMENTS THAT YOU CANNOT AFFORD.
It is sheer arrogance to contract illnesses that are beyond your means.

9. NEVER REVEAL ANY OF THE SHORTCOMINGS THAT HAVE COME TO LIGHT IN THE COURSE OF TREATMENT BY YOUR DOCTOR.
The patient-doctor relationship is a privileged one, and you have a sacred duty to protect him from exposure.

10. NEVER DIE WHILE IN YOUR DOCTOR'S PRESENCE OR UNDER HIS DIRECT CARE.
This will only cause him needless inconvenience and embarrassment.

THANKS TO HOYSALA AND THANKS TO THE ONE WHO GENERATED THIS CODE.

MT Matters

Transcribed by MT: We have professionally arranged surgery for 15th July. (professionally = In a professional manner)
Dictated by Doctor: We have provisionally arranged surgery for 15th July 2010. (provisionally = Temporarily and conditionally)

T: I have tried to persuade her with regard to surgery and radiotherapy but she has patently refused the two options. (patently=Unmistakably )
D: I have tried to persuade her with regard to surgery and radiotherapy but she has blatantly refused the two options. ( blatantly = Without any attempt at concealment)

T: She is a musician and performs on light events. (performs on light events)
D: She is a musician and performs on live events. (performs on live events)

T: Referred her to us as a ?caner. (caner= strong but often flexible stem)
D: Referred her to us as a ?cancer.

T: She feels the spring or tickle with the right side of her neck (spring = The season of growth; A natural flow of ground water)
D: She feels a sting or tickle at the right side of her neck (sting = Cause a sharp or stinging pain or discomfort)

T: Fertility Clinic will not even see a patient until they are under a body of 30. (under a body of 30)
D: Fertility Clinic will not even see a patient until they are under a body mass index of 30. ( under a body mass index of 30.)

T: I arranged for her to be removed in the Fertility Clinic.
D: I arranged for her to be reviewed in the Fertility Clinic

T: His eminent further course of chemotherapy (Eminent = distinguished, praiseworthy)
D: His imminent further course of chemotherapy (Imminent = about to happen)

T: His platelets are low at 45 and he will obviously require platelets report for this. (platelet report)
D: His platelets are low at 45 and he will obviously require platelet support for this. (platelet support)

T: To rule our recurrent Crohn's disease.(to rule our)
D: To rule out recurrent Crohn's disease.(to rule out)

T: Patient would certainly seem delighted today. (delighted )
D: Patient certainly seemed brighter today. (brighter)

T: it involves plenty of patients both from her and her boyfriend. (patients)
D: it involves plenty of patience both from her and her boyfriend. (patience)

T: I have organised a transvaginal scan and tumour makers. (makers =A person who makes things)
D: I have organised a transvaginal scan and tumour markers. (markers = Some conspicuous object used to distinguish or mark something)

T: She is not complaininig of any dysmenorrhoea, dyspareunia or fancy per vaginal discharge. (fancy = Not plain; decorative or ornamented)
D: She is not complaininig of any dysmenorrhoea, dyspareunia or offensive per vaginal discharge (offensive = Unpleasant or disgusting especially to the senses)

T: I reviewed this patient who has suddenly felt that she has made better progress. (suddenly)
D: I reviewed this patient who has certainly felt that she has made better progress. (certainly)

MT Avanthara

T: she is still exercising severe hot flushes
D: she is still experiencing severe hot flushes

T: although the patient thinks that she is very good.
D: although the patient’s English is very good.

T: Will you please come to clinic 3D for a blood test as soon as possible.
I have left a phone in the clinic to allow you to do so.
D: Will you please come to clinic 3D for a blood test as soon as possible.
I have left a form in the clinic to allow you to do so.

T: I am pleased to hear that she has now decided to leave work and work
band shifts in the clinic instead.
D: I am sorry to hear that she has now decided to leave work and work
bank shifts in the clinic instead.

T: He revealed his BMI of 30.
D: He is a builder with a BMI of 30.

T: both Dr Renzoni and Dr Stone now have to get hold of me if there is a need
D: both Dr Renzoni and Dr Stone know how to get hold of me if there is a need

T: only one embryo is replanted.
D: only one embryo is implanted.

T: on each cycle using sperm pronation, one embryo was implanted by
unfortunately she did not feel pregnant
D: on each cycle using sperm donation, one embryo was implanted but
unfortunately she did not fall pregnant

T: There should in fact have been a coma after the word development (coma = A state of deep and often prolonged unconsciousness)
D: There should in fact have been a comma after the word development (comma = A punctuation mark (,))

T: to proceed with this closure work
D: to proceed with disclosure work

T: I encourage result of both tests
D: I enclose the results of both tests

T: baby's vomiting apparent with no bleeds and less so with solid.
D: baby's vomiting apparent with milk feeds and less so with solids.

T: situations which caused her embracement ( embracement = The act of clasping another person in the arms)
D: situations which causes her embarrassment (embarrassment = The shame you feel when your inadequacy or guilt is made public)

T: he had a B infection in April
D: he had a venesection in April (venesection = Surgical incision into a vein)

T: She accepts that she saves her left armpit regularly with a razor.
D: She accepts that she shaves her left armpit regularly with a razor.

T: I will arrange a scan as soon as she has some phone,
D: I will arrange her scans and as soon as we have them, will phone her

T: patient frequently visits which turns to me Nigeria
D: patient frequently returns to Nigeria

T: I advise that she will be admitted over to Crawley's Cabin urgent CTPA
D: I advise that she be admitted or at the very least have an urgent CTPA

T: Palpation of the abdomen was impossible and restricted pain
D: Palpation of the abdomen was impossible as this triggered pain (triggered = to cause, generated)

T: This require an urgency assistance
D: This require emergency assistance

T: Bowel consistent with male rotation

D: Bowel consistent with mal rotation (Malrotation is twisting of the intestines)

T: Patient reports the stool is essentially stained.

D: Patient reports the stool is offensively smelling.

T: although has had x-rays and put some weight on the foot.
D: although, he has had episodes where he has put his foot on the floor
and put some weight on the foot.

T: he has been aboard to Poland (aboard = On a ship, train, plane or other vehicle)

D: he has been abroad to Poland (abroad = To or in a foreign country)

T: non left big toe.
D: numb left big toe.

Vitamins: Benefits, Sources and Deficiency

VITAMIN A
Known as anti-opathalmic, vitamin A is essential for growth and vitality. It builds up resistance to respiratory and other infections and works mainly on the eyes, lungs, stomach and intestines. It prevents eye diseases and plays a vital role in nourishing the skin and hair. It helps to prevent premature ageing and senillity, increases life expectancy and extends youthfulness.

The main sources of this vitamin are fish liver oil, liver, whole milk, curds, pure ghee, butter, cheese, cream and egg yolk, green leafy and certain yellow root vegetables such as spinach, lettuce, turnip, beets, carrot, cabbage and tomato and ripe fruits such as prunes, mangoes, pappaya, apricots, peaches, almonds and other dry fruits.

A prolonged deficinecy of vitamin A may result in inflammation of the eyes, poor vision frequent colds, night blindness and increased susceptibility to infections, lack of appetite and vigour, defective teeth and gums and skin disorders.

FOLIC ACID
Vitamin B9 or folic acid, along with vitamin B12 is necessary for the formation of red blood cells. It is essential for the growth and division of all body cells for healing processes. It aids protein metabolism and helps prevent premature greying.

Valuable sources of this vitamin are deep green leafy vegetables such as spinach, lettuce, brewers yeast, mushrooms , nuts,peanuts and liver.

A deficiency can result in certain types of anaemia, serious skin disorders, loss of hair, impaired circulation, fatigue and mental depression.

PANTOTHENIC ACID
Vitamin B5 or pantothenic acid helps in cell building, main- taining normal growth and development of the central nervous system. It stimulates the adrenal glands and increases the production of cortisone and other adrenal hormones. It is essential for conversion of
fatty and sugar to energy. It also helps guard against most physical and mental stresses and toxins and increases vitality.

The main sources of this vitamin are whole grain bread and cereals, green vegetables,peas , beans, peanuts and egg yolk. It can be synthesised in the body by intestinal bacteria.

A deficiency can cause chronic fatigue, hypoglycemia, greying and loss of hair, mental depression, stomach disorders , blood and skin disorders.

VITAMIN B12
Vitamin B12 or cobolamin, commonly known as "red vitamin" , is the only vitamin that contains essential mineral elements. It is essential for proper functioning of the central nervous system, production and regeneration of red blood cells and proper utilisation of fat, carbohydrates and protein for body building.

It also improves concentration, memory and balance. Valuable sources of this vitamin are kidney, liver, meat, milk, eggs, bananas and peanuts.

Its deficiency can lead to certain types of anaemia , poor appetite and loss of energy and mental disorders.

VITAMIN C
Vitamin C or ascorbic acid is essential for normal growth and the maintenance of practically all the body tissues, especially those of the joints, bones, teeth, and gums. It protects one against infections and acts as a harmless antibiotic. It promotes healing and serves as protection against all forms of stress and harmful effects of toxic chemicals. It helps prevent and cure the common cold. It also helps in decreasing blood cholesterol.

This vitamin is found in citrus fruits, berries, green and leafy vegetables, tomatoes, potatoes, sprouted bengal and green grams.

A deficiency can cause scurvy marked by weakness, anaemia, bleeding gums and painful and swollen parts, slow healing of sores and wounds, premature ageing and lowered resistance to all infections.

VITAMIN D
Vitamin D is necessary for proper bone and teeth formation and for the healthy functioning of the thyroid gland. It assists in the assimilation of calcium, phosphorus and other minerals from the digestive tract.

This vitamin is found in the rays of the sun, fish,milk, eggs, butter and sprouted seeds.

A deficiency can cause gross deformation of bones and severe tooth decay.

VITAMIN E
Vitamin E is essential for normal reproductory functions, fertility and physical vigour. It prevents unsaturated fatty acids, sex hormones and fat soluble vitamins from being destroyed in the body by oxygen. It dilutes blood vessels and improves circulation. It is essential for the prevention of heart diseases, asthma, arthritis, and many other conditions.

It is available in wheat or cereals germ, whole grain products, green leafy vegetables, milk, eggs, all whole, raw or sprouted seeds and nuts.

Its deficiency can lead to sterility in men and repeated abortions in women, degenerative developments in the coronary system, strokes and heart disease.

VITAMIN K
Vitamin K is necessary for the proper clotting of blood, prevention of bleeding and normal liver functions. It aids in reducing excessive menstrual flow.

This vitamin is contained in egg yolk, cow’s milk, yogurt, alfalfa, green and leafy vegetables, spinach, cauliflower, cabbage and tomato.

Its deficiency can lead to sufficient bile salts in the intestines, colitis, lowered vitality and premature ageing.

FUN TIME WITH MT

T: She came for excision, found that this is a day case procedure in the Breast Clinic.

D: She is keen for excision, and so I have booked this as a day case procedure in the Breast Clinic.

T: whether I simply understood his history

D: whether I simply misunderstood his history

T: It is worth checking his clothing and liver function tests

D: It is worth checking his clotting and liver function tests (clotting = Change from a liquid to a thickened or solid state; blood clotting)

T: I am not keen to look at those

D: I am not keen to rock the boat, (rock the boat = do something that risks upsetting a group situation)

T: It is left to decide between you two, increase the dose

D: It is left to decide between you to increase the dose

T: she can covert back to the earlier medication (covert = Secret or hidden)

D: she can convert back to the earlier medication (convert = change)

T: Abscess of haematuria (Abscess = localized collection of pus; haematuria = presence of blood in the urine)

D: Episodes of haematuria

T: in view of his agents previous attacks of anxiety

D: in view of his age and previous attacks of anxiety

T: Also asked her to advice about Cranberry juice

D: I have also advised her about Cranberry juice

T: Her mammogram was right

D: Her mammogram was alright

T: wanted it to be done on the records

D: want it to be down on the records

T: I have given advice which also includes bringing up by tablets in her next appointment

D: I have given advice which also includes bringing up her tablets in her next appointment

T: exertional dyspnoea accommodating in an acute pulmonary oedema (exertional dyspnoea = Shortness of breath during exercise; accommodating = Provide with something desired or needed; acute pulmonary oedema = a condition in which fluid collects in the lungs )

D: exertional dyspnoea culminating in an in acute pulmonary edema (culminating = End, especially to reach a final or climactic stage)

T: Problems: Right understanding testis. (understanding = Know and comprehend the nature or meaning of)

D: Problems: Right undescended testis. (undescended = remaining in the abdomen instead of coming down into the scrotum)

T: She has nice dressing continents

D: She has no stress incontinence (stress incontinence = involuntary loss of urine that occurs during physical activity, such as coughing, sneezing, laughing, or exercise)

Simple Ways To Be Fit And Healthy

1 - When eating, with every bite chew thoroughly until it is nothing but mush.(Not only does this help you're digestive system break it down quicker, but you lose callories from chewing, you work you're jaw muscles. Preventing those double chins and it fills you up quicker.)

2 - When doing the housework, put on you're preffered music channel and dance around.(You have fun, become more flexible and you burn callories whilst toning your body!)

3 - When sitting down, tense you're muscles, count to 5 in you're head, or out loud then release, do it over and over.(This tones you're body muscles, and you will really feel it working.)

4 - When doing the dishes at the sink, tip you're toe to the ceiling infront of you, and move you're leg as far backwards, keeping a straight back as you can.(Again you will really feel the effect.)

5 - Drink glasses of water and fruit juice on a regular basis.

6 - If you have just put an object down, something silly like a hairbrush, make yourself run to one end of the room back to the object then run to another room where that object belongs.(Keeps you fit and organised.)

7 - When going up and down the stairs, jog.(Increases stamina and nice figure.)

8 - NEVER skip breakfast or dinner.(By skipping the essential meals, you're body goes into starvation mode and KEEPS all the fat and rubbish that your body doesn't need, thinking that it needs to save up.)

9 - Dont eat 1 hour before sleep.(You're body needs to rest, this means your digestive system too. So at night when your metabolism should be resting is still working away. This makes you tired in the morning and slows down your metabolism through the day as it craves for rest.)

10 - Walk to the shop, dont drive or catch the bus or taxi.

11 - If you have enough spare time, join a club.(You fulfill your social, physical, intellectual and emotional needs by doing so and meet new people.)

12 - Always sit with a straight back.

MT FUN TIME

T: her periods incredibly happy for the first four days

D: her periods incredibly heavy for the first four days

T: All results were explained to his lady

D: All results were explained to this lady

T: with dermatitis in her scar, but has noticed (dermatitis= skin becomes itchy) (scar= A mark left (usually on the skin) by the healing of injured tissue)

D: with dermatitis in her scalp and has noticed (scalp=The skin that covers the top of the head)

T: She has difficulty in swelling,

D: She has difficulty in swallowing

T: Her appetite is not that grate and bowel works normally (grate= Reduce

to small shreds, like grating carrot)

D: Her appetite is not that great and bowels work normally (great =

Remarkable)

T: I have given her a signal for six weeks

D: I have given her a sick note for six weeks

T: injured her left wrist and a fall on ice

D: injured her left wrist after a fall on ice

T: from a polyfunctioning right kidney

D: from a poorly functioning right kidney

T: Also asked her to advice about Cranberry juice

D: I have also advised her about Cranberry juice

T: To arrange animal scans

D: To arrange annual scans (annual=yearly)

MT FUN

T: She gives a one ear history of a regular menstrual cycle
D: She gives a one year history of a regular menstrual cycle

T: Osteoarthritis is modelling the picture (modelling = Sculpture produced by moulding)
D: Osteoarthritis is muddling the picture (muddling = Mix up or confuse)

T: Choco tablets
D: Charcoal tablets (Charcoal absorbs gases in the digestive system and relieves the discomfort of indigestion, wind and heartburn)

T: in view of the heat of pressures on our list
D: in view of the huge pressure on our list

T: ring pessary which seems to look more ugly (ugly = Displeasing to the senses)
D: ring pessary which seems to fit more snugly (snugly = Fitting closely)

T: Patient can stop breathing
D: Patient can start bathing (few days after surgery)

T: His left ear instead has a very large blood clot in it which I have evacuated on microsuction. Once I have been evacuated, there was (evacuated = Move out of an unsafe location into safety)
D: His left ear instead has a very large blood clot in it which I have evacuated on microsuction. Once it had been evacuated, there was

T: There is no associated dysuria or fever though he cannot swear when he is in pain. (swear = To declare or affirm solemnly and formally as true)
D: There is no associated dysuria or fever but he can sweat when he is in pain.

T: He did attend physiotherapy in the snow, and stopped attending.
D: He did attend physiotherapy, but in the snow stopped attending.

T: She is currently under period
D: She is currently on her period (period = menstrual cycle)

T: All in all, with the tests, I would still not suggest
D: Following all the tests, I would still not suggest

T: we have asked the child resent to you. (resent= Feel bitter, Wish ill or allow unwillingly)
D: we have asked the child return to you.(return = come back)

T: There was blood noted filing directly into the cavity (filing = The entering of a legal document into the public record)
D: There was blood noted filling directly into the cavity (filling = Flow into something)

T: He was in my Colleague, Mr Paice, two months ago
D: He was seen by my Colleague, Mr Paice, two months ago

T: she was keen to attend banding
D: she was keen to attempt gastric banding (gastric banding = weight loss surgery)

A banana a day keeps the doctor away

Courtesy: WEB

Bananas
This is interesting. After Reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the same way again.

Bananas . Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.

Depression : According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.

Pre-Menstrual Syndrome : Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

Anemia : High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure : This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it the perfect to beat blood pressure.So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke

Brain Power : 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

Constipation : High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can helprestore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.

Hangovers : One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels,while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.

Heartburn : Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness : Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

Mosquito bites : Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

Nerves : Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system. Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.

Ulcers : The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

Temperature control: Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand , for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD) : Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.

Smoking: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

Stress : Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be balanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.

Strokes : According to research in "The New England Journal of Medicine,"eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%!

Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape!

So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around. So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"

MT FUN DA

Transcribed: The patient is a 8-month-old elephant who came with her mother.

Dictated: The patient is an 8-month-old infant who came with her mother.

T: A santro car was inserted into the vagina

D: Hasson trocar was inserted into the vagina

(trocar=a sharp-pointed instrument enclosed in a cannula, used for withdrawing fluid from a cavity)

T: The patient was brought to the emergency room and prepped and raped by the emergency room staff.

D: The patient was brought to the emergency room and prepped and draped by the emergency room staff

(draped=Covered in folds of cloth)

T: urine on asses.

D: urinalysis.

Transcribed: Abdominal cavity was answered without insulin.

Dictated: Abdominal cavity was entered without incident.

Transcribed: jugular venous distention was phrased. (phrased=Put into words or an expression)

Dictated: jugular venous distention was raised. (raised=above the normal position)

T: She attended today for a ring ceremony change

D: She attended today for a ring pessary change (ring pessary= device to hold the uterus in place)

T: The patient is to have goitres two to three times each week (goitres=Abnormally enlarged thyroid gland)

D: The patient is to have coitus two to three times each week

(coitus = sexual intercourse) (Fertility Clinic)

T: patient advised about penile shrieking (shrieking =sharp piercing cry)

D: patient advised about penile shaking (Fertility Clinic)

T: If there is any constant suppression, please do not hesitate to contact me

D: If there is any concerns or questions, please do not hesitate to contact me

T: We will review the patient if further procedure is haunted.

D: We will review the patient if further procedure is warranted. (needed)

ಹೆಸರಲ್ಲೇನಿದೆ?

ಆಗಿನ್ನೂ, Medical Transcription ಹೊಸದಾಗಿ ಭಾರತಕ್ಕೆ outsource ಆಗುತ್ತಿದ್ದ ಕಾಲ. ಮೈಸೂರಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಶುರುವಾದ ಹೊಸ ಕಂಪನಿಗೆ ಅಮೇರಿಕಾದಿಂದ Suzanne MT ಗಳಿಗೆ American accent, grammer ಕಲಿಸಲು ಬಂದಿದ್ದಳು. ಟೀಂ ಲೀಡರ್ ಹರೀಶ್ ಒಬ್ಬೊಬ್ಬರನ್ನಾಗಿ ಆಕೆಗೆ ಪರಿಚಯಿಸಲು ಶುರು ಮಾಡಿದರು. ಸ್ವಪ್ನ, ಭೂಷಿತ್, ಮಂಗಳ, ಗುರು, ಸ್ವಾತಿ, ರಾಜು, ಕೌಶಿಕ್, ಶೇಖರ್, etc. ಎಲ್ಲರೊಂದಿಗೂ ನಗು ನಗುತಾ ಸ್ನೇಹ ಪೂರ್ವಕವಾಗಿ ಮಾತನಾಡಿ ಆಕೆ ಹರೀಶ್ ಅವರನ್ನು ತನ್ನ ಚಂಬೇರ್ ಗೆ ಜೊತೆಯಲ್ಲೇ ಕರೆದು ಕೊಂಡು ಹೋದಳು. ಅವರ ಮುಂದಿನ ಮಾತು ಈ ರೀತಿಯಾಗಿ ಇತ್ತು.

ಸುಜ್ಜ್ಯನೆ: (ಗಟ್ಟಿಯಾಗಿ ನಗುತ್ತ) ಹರೀಶ್ "U Indians keep very funny names".

ಹರೀಶ್: (ಇಂಗ್ಲಿಷ್ನಲ್ಲಿ) ಯಾಕೆ ಏನಾಯಿತು? ಯಾವ ಹೆಸರು funny ಯಾಗಿದೆ?

ಸುಜ್ಜ್ಯನೆ: funny ಅಲ್ಲದೆ ಇನ್ನೇನು, Cow shit, bull shit ಅಂತೆಲ್ಲ ಹೆಸರುಗಳು.

ಹರೀಶ್: ಅಯ್ಯೋ ಅದು Cow shit ಅಲ್ಲಮ್ಮ , ಕೌಶಿಕ್, ಅದು ಒಬ್ಬ ಸಾಧುವಿನ ಹೆಸರು, ಭೂಷಿತ್ ಅರ್ಥ ಅಲಂಕೃತ ಅಂತ.

ಸುಜ್ಜ್ಯನೆ: Oh! I am so sorry.........

ಆಮೇಲೆ ಗೊತ್ಹಿರ್ಬೇಕಲ್ಲ, ಆಫೀಸಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಎಲ್ಲ ಕೌಶಿಕ್ ಮತ್ತೆ ಭೂಷಿತ್ ರನ್ನು ಯಾವ ಹೆಸರಿನಿಂದ ಕರೀತಿದ್ರು ಅಂತ.

CHAK DE INDIA (collection)

We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made!"- Albert Einstein

"If there is one place on the face of earth where all the dreams of living men have found a home from the very earliest days when man began the dream of existence, it is India !" - French scholar Romaine Rolland

"India is the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend, and the great grand mother of tradition. Our most valuable and most astrictive materials in the history of man are treasured up in India only!"- Mark Twain

"So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either by man or nature, to make India the most extraordinary country that the sun visits on his rounds. Nothing seems to have been forgotten, nothing overlooked." -- Mark Twain

"She ( India ) has left indelible imprints on one fourth of the human race in the course of a long succession of centuries. She has the right to reclaim ... her place amongst the great nations summarizing and symbolizing the spirit of humanity. From Persia to the Chinese sea, from the icy regions of Siberia to Islands of Java and Borneo , India has propagated her beliefs, her tales, and her civilization!" -- Sylvia Levi

" India conquered and dominated China culturally for 20 centuries without ever having to send a single soldier across her border!" -- Hu Shih, former Ambassador of China to USA

"Civilizations have arisen in other parts of the world. In ancient and modern times, wonderful ideas have been carried forward from one race to another...But mark you, my friends, it has been always with the blast of war trumpets and the march of embattled cohorts. Each idea had to be soaked in a deluge of blood..... Each word of power had to be followed by the groans of millions, by the wails of orphans, by the tears of widows. This, many other nations have taught; but India for thousands of years peacefully existed. Here activity prevailed when even Greece did not exist... Even earlier, when history has no record, and tradition dares not peer into the gloom of that intense past, even from until now, ideas after ideas have marched out from her, but every word has been spoken with a blessing behind it and peace before it. We, of all nations of the world, have never been a conquering race, and that blessing is on our head, and therefore we live....!" -- Swami Vivekananda, Great Indian Philosopher

"If I were asked under what sky the human mind has most fully developed some of its choicest gifts, has most deeply pondered on the greatest problems of life, and has found solutions, I should point to India" -- Max Mueller

"India was the mother of our race and Sanskrit the mother of Europe 's languages. She was the mother of our philosophy, mother through the Arabs, of much of our mathematics, mother through Buddha, of the ideals embodied in Christianity, mother through village communities of self-government and democracy. Mother India is in many ways the mother of us all." -- Will Durant

"In India , I found a race of mortals living upon the Earth, but not adhering to it, inhabiting cities, but not being fixed to them, possessing everything, but possessed by nothing" -- Apollonius Tyanaeus quotes (Neo-Pythagorean)