T: She gives a one ear history of a regular menstrual cycle
D: She gives a one year history of a regular menstrual cycle
T: Osteoarthritis is modelling the picture (modelling = Sculpture produced by moulding)
D: Osteoarthritis is muddling the picture (muddling = Mix up or confuse)
T: Choco tablets
D: Charcoal tablets (Charcoal absorbs gases in the digestive system and relieves the discomfort of indigestion, wind and heartburn)
T: in view of the heat of pressures on our list
D: in view of the huge pressure on our list
T: ring pessary which seems to look more ugly (ugly = Displeasing to the senses)
D: ring pessary which seems to fit more snugly (snugly = Fitting closely)
T: Patient can stop breathing
D: Patient can start bathing (few days after surgery)
T: His left ear instead has a very large blood clot in it which I have evacuated on microsuction. Once I have been evacuated, there was (evacuated = Move out of an unsafe location into safety)
D: His left ear instead has a very large blood clot in it which I have evacuated on microsuction. Once it had been evacuated, there was
T: There is no associated dysuria or fever though he cannot swear when he is in pain. (swear = To declare or affirm solemnly and formally as true)
D: There is no associated dysuria or fever but he can sweat when he is in pain.
T: He did attend physiotherapy in the snow, and stopped attending.
D: He did attend physiotherapy, but in the snow stopped attending.
T: She is currently under period
D: She is currently on her period (period = menstrual cycle)
T: All in all, with the tests, I would still not suggest
D: Following all the tests, I would still not suggest
T: we have asked the child resent to you. (resent= Feel bitter, Wish ill or allow unwillingly)
D: we have asked the child return to you.(return = come back)
T: There was blood noted filing directly into the cavity (filing = The entering of a legal document into the public record)
D: There was blood noted filling directly into the cavity (filling = Flow into something)
T: He was in my Colleague, Mr Paice, two months ago
D: He was seen by my Colleague, Mr Paice, two months ago
T: she was keen to attend banding
D: she was keen to attempt gastric banding (gastric banding = weight loss surgery)
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ha..ha..haa... nice..
ReplyDeleteReally funny... MT can make the patient's bed empty, if these mistakes are not found and corrected :)
ReplyDeleteNice collections Nisha....
ReplyDeletevery funny....
good ones :)
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Nice collections to laugh.
Thanks
good collection for funny nisha madam, i can't control laugh stil now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MT Funny words are good... I liked "Patient can stop breathing"... hmm patient can stop or else doctors will have to.. :) just kidding.
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