Wednesday, February 24, 2010

MT FUN

T: She gives a one ear history of a regular menstrual cycle
D: She gives a one year history of a regular menstrual cycle

T: Osteoarthritis is modelling the picture (modelling = Sculpture produced by moulding)
D: Osteoarthritis is muddling the picture (muddling = Mix up or confuse)

T: Choco tablets
D: Charcoal tablets (Charcoal absorbs gases in the digestive system and relieves the discomfort of indigestion, wind and heartburn)

T: in view of the heat of pressures on our list
D: in view of the huge pressure on our list

T: ring pessary which seems to look more ugly (ugly = Displeasing to the senses)
D: ring pessary which seems to fit more snugly (snugly = Fitting closely)

T: Patient can stop breathing
D: Patient can start bathing (few days after surgery)

T: His left ear instead has a very large blood clot in it which I have evacuated on microsuction. Once I have been evacuated, there was (evacuated = Move out of an unsafe location into safety)
D: His left ear instead has a very large blood clot in it which I have evacuated on microsuction. Once it had been evacuated, there was

T: There is no associated dysuria or fever though he cannot swear when he is in pain. (swear = To declare or affirm solemnly and formally as true)
D: There is no associated dysuria or fever but he can sweat when he is in pain.

T: He did attend physiotherapy in the snow, and stopped attending.
D: He did attend physiotherapy, but in the snow stopped attending.

T: She is currently under period
D: She is currently on her period (period = menstrual cycle)

T: All in all, with the tests, I would still not suggest
D: Following all the tests, I would still not suggest

T: we have asked the child resent to you. (resent= Feel bitter, Wish ill or allow unwillingly)
D: we have asked the child return to you.(return = come back)

T: There was blood noted filing directly into the cavity (filing = The entering of a legal document into the public record)
D: There was blood noted filling directly into the cavity (filling = Flow into something)

T: He was in my Colleague, Mr Paice, two months ago
D: He was seen by my Colleague, Mr Paice, two months ago

T: she was keen to attend banding
D: she was keen to attempt gastric banding (gastric banding = weight loss surgery)

15 comments:

  1. Really funny... MT can make the patient's bed empty, if these mistakes are not found and corrected :)

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  2. Nice collections Nisha....
    very funny....

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  3. it happens in phone conversation..

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  4. patient can stop breathing
    sakat ide.
    Nice collections to laugh.
    Thanks

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  5. good collection for funny nisha madam, i can't control laugh stil now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  6. 'Nisha' ಅವ್ರೆ..,

    ಚೆನ್ನಾಗಿದೆ..

    Blog is Updated:http://manasinamane.blogspot.com

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  7. MT Funny words are good... I liked "Patient can stop breathing"... hmm patient can stop or else doctors will have to.. :) just kidding.
    your Kaushik-Cow Shit article made me laugh like anything... too good keep sharing such incidents...

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  8. I thank heartily all my friends for the comments.

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  9. ಆರ್ಷೇಯ ಪದ್ಧತಿಯಂತೆ ನಿಮ್ಮೆಲ್ಲರ ಮನೆಗಳ ಮನಗಳ ಹತ್ತಿರ ಬಂದು ಯುಗಾದಿಯ, ಹೊಸವರ್ಷದ ಶುಭಾಶಯಗಳನ್ನು ಕೋರುತ್ತಿದ್ದೇನೆ, ಹೊಸವರ್ಷ ತಮಗೆಲ್ಲ ಸುಖ-ಸಮೃದ್ಧಿದಾಯಕವಾಗಿರಲಿ

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