Thursday, December 31, 2009



I think so much of you
Really I don't need a reason
As my thoughts are warm and caring
All through the years seasons

Dil ke bazar mein main sabse garib hu, khwabhon ke duniya mein ek main hi badnaseeb hu, unke pass mere liye waqt hi nahi aur log samajthe he mein unke zyada kareeb hu!!

You cannot change your future but can change your habits and surely your habits will change your future- Bernard Shaw.

Cutest proposal ever??? In a 3rd std class ,
Boy-Can I take your picture?
Girl-For what?
Boy-So that I can show Santa Claus what I want for Christmas.

Hardest moment in life isn't when you lose something and tears comes out of your eyes.... It is when you know you are losing something and you are still forced to smile.

"My heart is like an open book, it depends on you how you read me, Dont judge me by outlook, Look in and discover, I will be one of your true friend forever."

The four beautiful thoughts of life:
Look back and get experience
Look forward and see hope
Look around and find reality
Look within and find confidence.

Knowingly or unknowingly some people walk into our life and life becomes special, after all its our decision to decide who stays and who walks out.

Amazing quote: "There may be 8.5 billion people in this world but sometimes all you really need is JUST ONE!"

Heart is a crystal; preserve it, Love is perfume; spread it, Feelings are like fluid; flow it, Friendship is just one umbrella; come lets share it.

TV DIALOGUE- "Illi Yellavu NIGOODA! Yaru Yarigu SMS Madalla, Call Madalla, Misscall Illa, Bari Mauna. Ivelladara Naduve Namma Manasinalli Mooduva Prashne- CURRENY UNTE?

A fantastic question with a meaningful answer: Define BIRTHDAY.
The only day of your life when you cried and your mother was smiling.

Change is the Nature of Life but Challenge is the Aim of Life. So you have to Challenge the Changes, not Change the Challenges.

Being near is not the meaning of being Dear. You may be far from me but the wave of your friendship will make me feel that you are always with me.

Golden Rule of Alexander The Great: "I dont believe in taking right decisions; I take decisions and then make them right"

Pyar Pasand Se, Kushi Har Ek Se, Rishtey Apnon Se, Mohabbat Mehabub se, Ishq Ashiq Se, Magar Dosti Dil Se, Jo Hamne Ki Hai Aapse

"Four things Never come back"; The Spoken Word, The Wasted Time, The Past Life and The Neglected Opportunity. So Think Twice and Act Wise.

Nice Quotes: Your Friendship has made my life so colorful that nothing else attracts me anymore.

Hasi Ke Liye Gham Qurbaan, Kushi Ke Liye Aansu Qurban. Dost Tere Liye To "JAAN BHI QURBAAN", Agar Roz SMS Nahi Bheja To Agle Bakrid Ko Tu Bhi Qurbaan.

If your eyes are sweet you would like all the people in the world. But if your heart is sweet all the people in the world will like you.

Phool Khusbhu ke liye, Pyar Nibhane ke liye, Aankein Dil Churane ke liye, Aur ye SMS Thumhe Meri Yaad Dilaane ke liye.

We Love Ourself Even After Doing Many Mistakes. Then How Can We Hate Others For Their Small Mistakes. Strange But True, Think About It.

Beautiful Tomorrow Never Comes, When It Comes, It's Already Today- In The Hunt Of Beautiful Tomorrow, Don't Waste Your Wonderful Today.

Think About This: If You Laugh Really Loud, Talk Mannerlessly and You Dont Care What Your Dress, Face and Hairstyle Looks Like, Your Are Probably With Your True Friend.

Aakashakke Yeni Illa, Samudrakke Setuve Illa, Nakshatrakke Lekka Illa, Ammana Aashirvadakke Saavilla, Nanna SMS Ge Kone Illa, Nimma SMS Na Suddiye Illa?

Smar Tum Ho tho bure hum bhi nahi, Mahfil mein tum ho to tanha hum bhi nahi, dosti karke kahate ho ki busy hai, yad karna hum se seiko kyon ki free to hum bhi nahi.

Zindagi mein na jane kaun si baat aakhri hogi, na jaane kaunsi raat aakhri hogi, milte julte raha karo yaaro, na jane kaun si mulakkat aakhri hogi.

Hrudayadalli Huttida Preethi Sayalla
Manasinalli Beleda Mamathe Mareyalla
Nange Nimma Sneha Horeyalla
Nanendigu Nimmannu Mareyalla

Kalpaneya Aasegintha Manasina Bhavane Hecchu
Manasina Mounakintha Hrudayada Vedane Hecchu
Naguva Manassigintha Nagisuva Hrudaya Hecchu
Keep Smiling

Zindagi Sagar Hai, Dosti Laher Hai, Aur Dil Kinara.
Ye Jaruri Nahi Ki Sagar Me kitne Laher Hai
Zaruri Ye Hai Ki Kaun Se Laher Kinare Ko Chuti Hai....

Kanasu Baalige Spoorthi
Baravase Kelasakke Spoorthi
Preethi Jeevakke Spoorthi
Adre Nagu Yelladhakku Spoorthi
Adakkagi Prathikshana Nagu Naguthiri

This is a small meaning of LIFE
Waqt se pehle aur naseeb se zyaada kuch nahi milta
Zindagi woh nahi hai jo hum sochte hai
Zindagi woh hai jo hum jeetey hai

Pure heart is the greatest temple in the world
Dont believe the smiling face
But believe the smiling heart
They are very rate in this world.

I dropped a tear in the ocean while thinking of you
And I promise to be your friend until I find it

Measuring life by what others do for you may disappoint you
But measuring life what you do for others will add more meaning to your life.

Good looks catches the eyes
But good characters catches the heart.
Your blessed with both.

Dont keep your dreams in your eyes
They may fall as tears
Keep them in your heart
So that every heartbeat may remind you about your dream.

Superb Quote
Someone asked"what is forgiveness?"
A little boy replied, "its the sweet fragrance that a flower gives when it is crushed by someone".

If the whole world is against and opposite to you, what will you do?
Just turn your direction, you will be the leader of the whole world.- Napoleon

My SMS are just like Rain
One day it will increase
One day it will decrease
May be one day it will disappear
But never dies
Anytime it can comeback.

A sad mother is sitting with her son
Son: You are the second most beautiful woman I have ever known
Mother: Who is the first?
Son: It is also you but when you smile
Keep smiling

Keep correcting your little mistakes, because nobody slips down by hills, but just by the little stones.

Success in life will create crowd for you
Loneliness in life will create space for you
But tough times in life will create the true person in you

You can win in life by all means
If you simply avoid two things:
Comparing with others and
Expecting from others.

A lovely logic for a beautiful life
"Never try to maintain relations in your life, Just try to maintain life in your relations".

Force can make everything possible in the world but it cannot create a single drop of love in anybody's heart.

When you share something with someone who cares you a lot, be frank and be sure whatever you say is true because your words are heard by a heart and preserved forever.


Wednesday, December 30, 2009


* The patient refused autopsy.
(The patient's family refused autopsy)

* The patient has no previous history of suicides.
(The patient has no previous history of suicidal attempts)

* Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
(Patient has left reports of white blood cells at another hospital)

* Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
(Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three years)

* She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
(She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she had temperature(guessing) last night)

* Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
(Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side, for over a year)

* On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.
(On the second day the knee pain was better and on the third day it disappeared.)

* The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
(The patient has been depressed. Since she began seeing me in 1993,.... (sentence continued))

* Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission.
(Discharge status: Alive. Left without my permission.)

* Healthy appearing 69-year-old male, mentally alert, but forgetful. (could either be any of the one)

* Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.????
(anorexia = eating disorder)

* She is numb from her toes down.

* While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
( x-rated must be "x-rayed")

*The skin was moist and dry. (could either be moist or dry)
The skin was moist or The skin was dry.

*Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
Occasional infrequent headaches or constant headaches

*Patient was alert and unresponsive. (could either be alert or unresponsive)
Patient was alert or patient was unresponsive.

*Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
Rectal examination revealed a normal size prostate or Throat exam revealed a normal size thyroid.

*She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.???

*I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
(our car/our care)

* Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
Both pupils are equal and reactive to light and accommodation

* Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circumcised. (circumcised= Cut the foreskin off male babies or teenage boys)

* The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
(lover function/liver function)

* Skin: somewhat pale but present. ????

* The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.???

* Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.???

* Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities. ???
(having children abnormality???)

* When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room????

* The patient was in his usual state of good health until his Airplane ran out of gas and crashed.???

* Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant. (OH MY GOD)

* She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.???

* Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.???

* The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.???
(bowel resection= surgery to remove affected part of the intestine)

* By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.???

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Daughter as Kamsa in Kamsavade (School Function)

Good SMS Messages

If yesterday didn't end up the way you wanted, just remember....
God created today for you to start a new one.... Have a Wonderful Day!!

The human mind is like a parachute, it only works when it is open.

Treat everyone with politeness
Even those who are rude to you,
Not because they are not nice
but because you are nice

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend.

"The HAPPIEST people DO NOT necessarily have the BEST of all.
They simply APPRECIATE what they find on their way”

U make my world beautiful by just being in it.

Always ask god to give u what u deserve, not what u desire... its because ur desires may be a few, but u deserve a lot.

So cute and true lines "Never choose me as a friend without understanding"
and "never lose me because of misunderstanding"

When we do a task, we have to cross 3 stages
1. Insult.
2. Opposition.
3. Acceptance.

Fools stop at the 1st. Losers stop at the 2nd.
Winners cross the 3rd.

Dont make your heart like garden so that everybody walks in. But let it be like sky which everybody wishes to touch but only stars can stay in it.

Everything in life has a beautiful ending. If its not beautiful.. then believe its not the end. Its just the beginning of something more beautiful.

Fantastic thought: The minute you think of giving up any relation, think of the reason why you held it so long.

We think everything is impossible until we try something different. Different Attempts is the only way of discovering our true capacity.

Golden words of success: " See the clock only when you have no work. Dont see the clock when you are working on"

Love is second mistake created by God!!!
Of course girls are first mistakes!
But the fact is that both are beautiful mistakes.! Shakesphere

The most touching lines said by a person who has has been hurt a lot in life:
"I was being fooled by all always, because I loved and cared without limits and expectations"

Friend is who tolerates ur worst mood, manage to smile on ur idiotic joke, tries to understand your craziest dream and knows the biggest reason behind your smallest tear.

Any relationship is like a bird, If U catch it tightly it dies, if U catch it loosley it flies, but if u catch affectionately it remains with u forever.

Tell me why are you avoiding me these days? Did I do anything wrong? Keep in touch with me at least once a week yaar, its really hurting. Yours lovingly, SOAP AND BRUSH.

Truth of life: The man who learns nothing from the past will be punished by the future.

A truely caring friendship means, one who knows you are crying and finds your tears even when you are walking in the rain.

BEST FEEL OF LOVE: I know everything about her except that she likes me or not? She does not know anyting about me except that I like her.

Memories play a very confusing role: They make you laugh when you remember the time you cried together but makes you cry when you remember the time you laughed together.

A morning is a wonderful blessing, either stormy or sunny, it stands for hope giving us another start of life what we call LIFE.

Time might lead me to nowhere; fate might break me apart; I will always be thankful that once along my life's journey I had you in my heart.

I have two eyes but cannot see you daily; I have two ears but cannot your voice daily; but I have one heart that remembers you daily.

A sensible proposal from a boy to a beautiful girl; Hey Angel, "I am not forcing you to Love me but don't let Love be the reason for hating me".

Love is not about expressing with heavy words, its about understanding, a gentle touch and a pure heart. Friendshio is to sit together and laugh about the nonsense said above.

Best line by a mechanic in garage: "I cannot repair your Horn, so I made your Brakes Well". Every problem has a solution... we need to find a way.

A LOVER BOYS' LAST WORDS: "My absence may not make any difference to you, but I know I loved you true and I wont give the same moments to anyone new"!

MORAL LINES OF A MILLIONARE: I know money cannot buy happiness but somehow it is more comfortable to cry in a BENZ car than on a Cycle.

"Mind is the most powerful thing in the world. One who has controlled his mind can control anything in the world" _ Lord Krishna in BHAGWADGEETHA.

When I was small, I laughed less but there was infinite hidden joy, As I grew up learned to laugh a lot to hide the unspoken sadness.

Never break four things in you life: Trust, promise, relation and heart... because when they break they do not make noise but they pain a lot.

A man who surrenders when he is wrong is honest. A man who surrenders when he is not sure is wise. A man who surrenders even when he is Right is a husband.

TODAYS FACTS: Big house but small family. More degrees but less common sense. Advanced medicine but poor health. Touched moon but neighbour unknown.

Who is a friend? A push when you are stopped, A touch when you are lost, A word when you are quiet, A smile when you are sad, A hug when you cry and a SLAP when you dont stop crying.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

ಪೆನ್ಸಿಲ್ ಅವಾಂತರ

ಇದು ನಾಲ್ಕೈದು ವರ್ಷಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ ನಡೆದ ಘಟನೆ. ಅಂದು ಭಾನುವಾರ ಹೈಸ್ಕೂಲ್ ಓದುತ್ತಿದ್ದ ಮಗಳಿಗೆ Male and Female reproductive system ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಪಾಠ ಹೇಳಿ ಕೊಟ್ಟು ಅಡಿಗೆ ಮಾಡಲು ಹೊರಟೆ. ಆಗ ನನ್ನ ಸೋದರ ಮಾವನ ಮಗಳು baby sitting ಗೆ ಹೋಗುತ್ತಿದ್ದ ಮಗ ಶಶಾಂಕನ ಜೊತೆ ಮನೆಗೆ ಬಂದಳು. ಅವನಿಗೆ ABCD ಬರೆಸು ಎಂದು ಹೇಳಿ ನಾವಿಬ್ಬರೂ ಹರಟೆ ಹೊಡೆಯುತ್ತ ಅಡಿಗೆ ಮಾಡುತ್ತಿದ್ದೆವು. ಇದ್ದಕಿದ್ದಂತೆ ಶಶಾಂಕ ನನ್ನ ಮಗಳು ಶ್ರುತಿ ಗೆ ಏನೋ ಹೇಳಿ ಜೋರಾಗಿ ಅಳತೊಡಗಿದ. ಅಡಿಗೆ ಮನೆಯಲ್ಲಿದ್ದ ನಮಗೆ ಅವನು ಏನು ಹೇಳಿದ ಅಥವಾ ಏಕೆ ಅಳುತ್ತಿದ್ದಾನೆಂದು ಅರ್ಥವಾಗದೆ ಇಬ್ಬರು ಹೊರಗೆ ಓಡಿ ಬಂದೆವು. ನೋಡಿದರೆ ಶ್ರುತಿ ಹೊಟ್ಟೆ ಹಿಡಿದು ಬಿದ್ದು ಬಿದ್ದು ನಗುತ್ತಿದ್ದಳು. ಕಾರಣ ಕೇಳಿದಾಗ ಅವಳಿಗೆ ನಗು ನಿಲ್ಲಿಸಿ ಮಾತನಾಡಲು ಕೂಡ ಆಗಲಿಲ್ಲ. ಅವನನ್ನೇ ವಿಚಾರಿಸಿದೆವು. ಆಗ ಅವನು ಅಕ್ಕ ನನ್ನ penis ಮುರಿದುಹಾಕಿಬಿಟ್ಟಳು ಎಂದು ಹೇಳಿ ಇನ್ನೂ ಜೋರಾಗಿ ಅಳತೊಡಗಿದ. ಅವನ ಮಾತು ನಮಗಿಬ್ಬರಿಗೂ ಏನೇನು ಅರ್ಥವಾಗಲಿಲ್ಲ. ಆಗ ನನ್ನ ಮಗಳು ನಗುವಿನ ಮದ್ಯೆಯೇ pencil lead ಮುರಿದು ಹೋಯಿತು ಎಂದಳು. ಅದ್ದನ್ನು ಕೇಳಿ ನಾವಿಬ್ಬರು ನಗಲು ಶುರು ಮಾಡಿದೆವು. ಅವನು ಅಳು ನಿಲ್ಲಿಸಿ ನಮ್ಮನ್ನೇ ಆಶ್ಚರ್ಯದಿಂದ ನೋಡತೊಡಗಿದ. ಇನ್ನು ಸರಿಯಾಗಿ ಮಾತನಾಡಲು ಬರದ್ದಿದ್ದ ಶಶಾಂಕನ ಬಾಯಲ್ಲಿ ಪೆನ್ಸಿಲ್ penis ಆಗಿ ಹೋಗಿತ್ತು. ಈಗಲೂ ಕೂಡ ಅವನನ್ನು ನೋಡಿದರೆ ಆ ಘಟನೆ ನೆನಪಿಗೆ ಬಂದು ನಗು ಉಕ್ಕಿ ಬರುತ್ತದೆ.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

ಒಂದಿಷ್ಟು ನಕ್ಕುಬಿಡಿ/ MT Bloopers

Transcribed by the medical transcriptionist: T Actual word dictated by the doctor : D

T: periods were not heavy prior to confections (confections = sweets) ???
D: periods were not heavy prior to conception. (conception = pregnancy)

T: patient has drunk last night ( last nights hangover ???) D: patient has bronchial asthma (Bronchial asthma is a disease of the lungs)

T: Symptomatic obstructive sleep apnoea. Death rate 22 per hour. D: Symptomatic obstructive sleep apnoea, dip rate 22 per hour.

T: patient has been loaded in to machine for trial purposes D: patient has been loaned a CPAP machine for trial purposes (CPAP machine is oxygen mask )

T: The patient has no history of mumps or missiles. (missiles = A rocket carrying a warhead of conventional or nuclear explosives) D: The patient has no history of mumps or measles (measles= An acute and highly contagious viral disease marked by distinct red spots followed by a rash; occurs primarily in children)

T: recurrent admissions on the vaginal physicians (hmm what to comment here?????) D: recurrent admissions under the general physicians

T: adrenal strock septral band (I dont know what is this word) D: Aveeno/Cetraben ( medicine names)

T: the pattern is more that of pulses auction in her hand (auction = public sale of something to the highest bidder) D: the pattern is more of atopic constitution and hand dermatitis ( dermatitis = disease of the skin)
T: Treatment: Numb currently, D: Treatment: None currently,

T: should any new baptist appear ( no idea what the baptist is doing with skin disease) D: should any new patches appear.

T: mouse surgery D: Mohs surgery (surgery for skin cancer)

T: Valium plus for bathing (Valium is used to treat anxiety disorders / sleeping tablet) D: Balneum Plus for bathing (balneum used while bathing to treat skin disease)

T: The above patient adenomal vaginal delivery (adenomal/had a normal = sound alikes) D: The above patient had a normal vaginal delivery T: noticing a slight courage of his penis (????) D: noticing a slight curvature of his penis

T: volatile plantar fasciitis symptoms (volatile = Evaporating readily at normal temperatures and pressures) D: Bilateral plantar fasciitis symptoms (bilateral = both sides , plantar fasciitis = ಪಾದದ ಉರಿ

T: Her ankles and knees only swallow in the evening (swallow = ನುಂಗು ??)
D: Her ankles and knees only swell in the evening (swell = ಊತ )

T: Canesten pastries and Canestan cream (pastries = a kind of sweet) D: Canesten Pessary and Canestan cream (Pessary = birth control device)

T: He unfortunately had miscarriage D: She unfortunately had miscarriage

T: considering trying for a family towards the Indonesia D: considering trying for a family towards the end of next year

T: Spine deficiency anaemia D: iron deficiency anaemia