Wednesday, December 30, 2009

FUN WITH MT


* The patient refused autopsy.
(The patient's family refused autopsy)

* The patient has no previous history of suicides.
(The patient has no previous history of suicidal attempts)

* Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
(Patient has left reports of white blood cells at another hospital)

* Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
(Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three years)

* She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
(She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she had temperature(guessing) last night)

* Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
(Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side, for over a year)

* On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.
(On the second day the knee pain was better and on the third day it disappeared.)

* The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
(The patient has been depressed. Since she began seeing me in 1993,.... (sentence continued))

* Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission.
(Discharge status: Alive. Left without my permission.)

* Healthy appearing 69-year-old male, mentally alert, but forgetful. (could either be any of the one)

* Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.????
(anorexia = eating disorder)

* She is numb from her toes down.

* While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
( x-rated must be "x-rayed")

*The skin was moist and dry. (could either be moist or dry)
The skin was moist or The skin was dry.

*Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
Occasional infrequent headaches or constant headaches

*Patient was alert and unresponsive. (could either be alert or unresponsive)
Patient was alert or patient was unresponsive.

*Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
Rectal examination revealed a normal size prostate or Throat exam revealed a normal size thyroid.

*She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.???

*I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
(our car/our care)

* Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
Both pupils are equal and reactive to light and accommodation

* Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circumcised. (circumcised= Cut the foreskin off male babies or teenage boys)

* The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
(lover function/liver function)

* Skin: somewhat pale but present. ????

* The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.???

* Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.???

* Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities. ???
(having children abnormality???)

* When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room????

* The patient was in his usual state of good health until his Airplane ran out of gas and crashed.???

* Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant. (OH MY GOD)

* She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.???

* Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.???

* The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.???
(bowel resection= surgery to remove affected part of the intestine)

* By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.???

5 comments:

  1. Nice typing mistake collections.
    All are from your hospital?
    or
    collections

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  2. Thank you. Some are collections from the web and some are from the files which I proofed(files done by new junior MTs):).

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