Sunday, January 31, 2010


Transcribed: The patient is a 8-month-old elephant who came with her mother.
Dictated: The patient is an 8-month-old infant who came with her mother.

T: A santro car was inserted into the vagina
D: Hasson trocar was inserted into the vagina
(trocar=a sharp-pointed instrument enclosed in a cannula, used for withdrawing fluid from a cavity)

T: The patient was brought to the emergency room and prepped and raped by the emergency room staff.
D: The patient was brought to the emergency room and prepped and draped by the emergency room staff
(draped=Covered in folds of cloth)

T: urine on asses.
D: urinalysis.

Transcribed: Abdominal cavity was answered without insulin.
Dictated: Abdominal cavity was entered without incident.

Transcribed: jugular venous distention was phrased. (phrased=Put into words or an expression)
Dictated: jugular venous distention was raised. (raised=above the normal position)

T: She attended today for a ring ceremony change
D: She attended today for a ring pessary change (ring pessary= device to hold the uterus in place)

T: The patient is to have goitres two to three times each week (goitres=Abnormally enlarged thyroid gland)
D: The patient is to have coitus two to three times each week
(coitus = sexual intercourse) (Fertility Clinic)

T: patient advised about penile shrieking (shrieking =sharp piercing cry)
D: patient advised about penile shaking (Fertility Clinic)

T: If there is any constant suppression, please do not hesitate to contact me
D: If there is any concerns or questions, please do not hesitate to contact me

T: We will review the patient if further procedure is haunted.
D: We will review the patient if further procedure is warranted. (needed)

Monday, January 18, 2010


ಆಗಿನ್ನೂ, Medical Transcription ಹೊಸದಾಗಿ ಭಾರತಕ್ಕೆ outsource ಆಗುತ್ತಿದ್ದ ಕಾಲ. ಮೈಸೂರಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಶುರುವಾದ ಹೊಸ ಕಂಪನಿಗೆ ಅಮೇರಿಕಾದಿಂದ Suzanne MT ಗಳಿಗೆ American accent, grammer ಕಲಿಸಲು ಬಂದಿದ್ದಳು. ಟೀಂ ಲೀಡರ್ ಹರೀಶ್ ಒಬ್ಬೊಬ್ಬರನ್ನಾಗಿ ಆಕೆಗೆ ಪರಿಚಯಿಸಲು ಶುರು ಮಾಡಿದರು. ಸ್ವಪ್ನ, ಭೂಷಿತ್, ಮಂಗಳ, ಗುರು, ಸ್ವಾತಿ, ರಾಜು, ಕೌಶಿಕ್, ಶೇಖರ್, etc. ಎಲ್ಲರೊಂದಿಗೂ ನಗು ನಗುತಾ ಸ್ನೇಹ ಪೂರ್ವಕವಾಗಿ ಮಾತನಾಡಿ ಆಕೆ ಹರೀಶ್ ಅವರನ್ನು ತನ್ನ ಚಂಬೇರ್ ಗೆ ಜೊತೆಯಲ್ಲೇ ಕರೆದು ಕೊಂಡು ಹೋದಳು. ಅವರ ಮುಂದಿನ ಮಾತು ಈ ರೀತಿಯಾಗಿ ಇತ್ತು.

ಸುಜ್ಜ್ಯನೆ: (ಗಟ್ಟಿಯಾಗಿ ನಗುತ್ತ) ಹರೀಶ್ "U Indians keep very funny names".

ಹರೀಶ್: (ಇಂಗ್ಲಿಷ್ನಲ್ಲಿ) ಯಾಕೆ ಏನಾಯಿತು? ಯಾವ ಹೆಸರು funny ಯಾಗಿದೆ?

ಸುಜ್ಜ್ಯನೆ: funny ಅಲ್ಲದೆ ಇನ್ನೇನು, Cow shit, bull shit ಅಂತೆಲ್ಲ ಹೆಸರುಗಳು.

ಹರೀಶ್: ಅಯ್ಯೋ ಅದು Cow shit ಅಲ್ಲಮ್ಮ , ಕೌಶಿಕ್, ಅದು ಒಬ್ಬ ಸಾಧುವಿನ ಹೆಸರು, ಭೂಷಿತ್ ಅರ್ಥ ಅಲಂಕೃತ ಅಂತ.

ಸುಜ್ಜ್ಯನೆ: Oh! I am so sorry.........

ಆಮೇಲೆ ಗೊತ್ಹಿರ್ಬೇಕಲ್ಲ, ಆಫೀಸಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಎಲ್ಲ ಕೌಶಿಕ್ ಮತ್ತೆ ಭೂಷಿತ್ ರನ್ನು ಯಾವ ಹೆಸರಿನಿಂದ ಕರೀತಿದ್ರು ಅಂತ.

Friday, January 1, 2010

CHAK DE INDIA (collection)

We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made!"- Albert Einstein

"If there is one place on the face of earth where all the dreams of living men have found a home from the very earliest days when man began the dream of existence, it is India !" - French scholar Romaine Rolland

"India is the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend, and the great grand mother of tradition. Our most valuable and most astrictive materials in the history of man are treasured up in India only!"- Mark Twain

"So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either by man or nature, to make India the most extraordinary country that the sun visits on his rounds. Nothing seems to have been forgotten, nothing overlooked." -- Mark Twain

"She ( India ) has left indelible imprints on one fourth of the human race in the course of a long succession of centuries. She has the right to reclaim ... her place amongst the great nations summarizing and symbolizing the spirit of humanity. From Persia to the Chinese sea, from the icy regions of Siberia to Islands of Java and Borneo , India has propagated her beliefs, her tales, and her civilization!" -- Sylvia Levi

" India conquered and dominated China culturally for 20 centuries without ever having to send a single soldier across her border!" -- Hu Shih, former Ambassador of China to USA

"Civilizations have arisen in other parts of the world. In ancient and modern times, wonderful ideas have been carried forward from one race to another...But mark you, my friends, it has been always with the blast of war trumpets and the march of embattled cohorts. Each idea had to be soaked in a deluge of blood..... Each word of power had to be followed by the groans of millions, by the wails of orphans, by the tears of widows. This, many other nations have taught; but India for thousands of years peacefully existed. Here activity prevailed when even Greece did not exist... Even earlier, when history has no record, and tradition dares not peer into the gloom of that intense past, even from until now, ideas after ideas have marched out from her, but every word has been spoken with a blessing behind it and peace before it. We, of all nations of the world, have never been a conquering race, and that blessing is on our head, and therefore we live....!" -- Swami Vivekananda, Great Indian Philosopher

"If I were asked under what sky the human mind has most fully developed some of its choicest gifts, has most deeply pondered on the greatest problems of life, and has found solutions, I should point to India" -- Max Mueller

"India was the mother of our race and Sanskrit the mother of Europe 's languages. She was the mother of our philosophy, mother through the Arabs, of much of our mathematics, mother through Buddha, of the ideals embodied in Christianity, mother through village communities of self-government and democracy. Mother India is in many ways the mother of us all." -- Will Durant

"In India , I found a race of mortals living upon the Earth, but not adhering to it, inhabiting cities, but not being fixed to them, possessing everything, but possessed by nothing" -- Apollonius Tyanaeus quotes (Neo-Pythagorean)