Transcribed: The patient is a 8-month-old elephant who came with her mother.
Dictated: The patient is an 8-month-old infant who came with her mother.
T: A santro car was inserted into the vagina
D: Hasson trocar was inserted into the vagina
(trocar=a sharp-pointed instrument enclosed in a cannula, used for withdrawing fluid from a cavity)
T: The patient was brought to the emergency room and prepped and raped by the emergency room staff.
D: The patient was brought to the emergency room and prepped and draped by the emergency room staff
(draped=Covered in folds of cloth)
T: urine on asses.
D: urinalysis.
Transcribed: Abdominal cavity was answered without insulin.
Dictated: Abdominal cavity was entered without incident.
Transcribed: jugular venous distention was phrased. (phrased=Put into words or an expression)
Dictated: jugular venous distention was raised. (raised=above the normal position)
T: She attended today for a ring ceremony change
D: She attended today for a ring pessary change (ring pessary= device to hold the uterus in place)
T: The patient is to have goitres two to three times each week (goitres=Abnormally enlarged thyroid gland)
D: The patient is to have coitus two to three times each week
(coitus = sexual intercourse) (Fertility Clinic)
T: patient advised about penile shrieking (shrieking =sharp piercing cry)
D: patient advised about penile shaking (Fertility Clinic)
T: If there is any constant suppression, please do not hesitate to contact me
D: If there is any concerns or questions, please do not hesitate to contact me
T: We will review the patient if further procedure is haunted.
D: We will review the patient if further procedure is warranted. (needed)
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