Sunday, January 31, 2010

MT FUN DA

Transcribed: The patient is a 8-month-old elephant who came with her mother.
Dictated: The patient is an 8-month-old infant who came with her mother.


T: A santro car was inserted into the vagina
D: Hasson trocar was inserted into the vagina
(trocar=a sharp-pointed instrument enclosed in a cannula, used for withdrawing fluid from a cavity)


T: The patient was brought to the emergency room and prepped and raped by the emergency room staff.
D: The patient was brought to the emergency room and prepped and draped by the emergency room staff
(draped=Covered in folds of cloth)


T: urine on asses.
D: urinalysis.

Transcribed: Abdominal cavity was answered without insulin.
Dictated: Abdominal cavity was entered without incident.

Transcribed: jugular venous distention was phrased. (phrased=Put into words or an expression)
Dictated: jugular venous distention was raised. (raised=above the normal position)

T: She attended today for a ring ceremony change
D: She attended today for a ring pessary change (ring pessary= device to hold the uterus in place)


T: The patient is to have goitres two to three times each week (goitres=Abnormally enlarged thyroid gland)
D: The patient is to have coitus two to three times each week
(coitus = sexual intercourse) (Fertility Clinic)

T: patient advised about penile shrieking (shrieking =sharp piercing cry)
D: patient advised about penile shaking (Fertility Clinic)


T: If there is any constant suppression, please do not hesitate to contact me
D: If there is any concerns or questions, please do not hesitate to contact me


T: We will review the patient if further procedure is haunted.
D: We will review the patient if further procedure is warranted. (needed)

15 comments:

  1. uh!! need someone like u to make me understand this FUN DA!!!

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  2. haa haaa... very nice... sakath maja ide...

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  3. ಅಬ್ಬಬ್ಬಾ !! ಏನ್ರೀ ನಿಮ್ಕತೆ.....MT ನಲ್ಲಿ ಇಷ್ಟೆಲ್ಲಾ ತರ‍್ಲೆ ಇರುತ್ತಾ...any way...good fun'da'....Thank u

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  4. ನಿಶಾ..ಹಹಹ ಅಂಡ ಕ ಫಂಡಾ ಅನ್ನೋ ಹಾಗೆ...ಬಹಳ ಚನ್ನಾಗಿದೆ ನಿಮ್ಮ word jugglery...

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  5. ಹ ಹ ಹಾ ಚೆನ್ನಾಗಿದೆ ಮಿಸ್ಸು ಅ೦ಡರ್ ಸ್ಟ್ಯಾ೦ಡು ಗಳು.

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  6. ನಿಶಾ ಅವರೇ, ಏನ್ರೀ ಇದು?? ಹಿಹಿಹಿ... ಹಿಂಗೆಲ್ಲಾ ಆಗುತ್ತಾ?? ನಿಜವಾಗಿ ಆದ್ರೆ ಪೇಷೆಂಟ್ ಕಥೆ ಗೋವಿಂದಾ ಗೋವಿಂದಾ..ಹಾ ಹಾ ಹಾ..

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  7. ಹ..ಹ... ಹೀಗೂ ಉಂಟೆ!!

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