Smile Please

Transcribed by MT: Consultant shared car with patient (shared car = car pooling??????)
Dictated by Dr: Consultant shared care with patient (shared care = mechanishm of sharing patient care )

T: Thank you for referring this very present 25-year-old lady
D: Thank you for referring this very pleasant 25-year-old lady

T: Mum uses oil item for bath
D: Mum uses Oilatum for bath (Oilatum bath formula for itchy, irritating, dry skin)

T: The patient has been given restroom for sleep ( restroom= toilet that is available to the public)
D: The patient has been given Restoril for sleep ( Restoril= given for short-term treatment for sleeplessness)

T: The patient denies any recent sex bites. (OMG ???????????)
D: The patient denies any recent insect bites. (allergy to insect bites)

T: Patient is to follow up with the Plastic Card Allergy Clinic
D: Patient is to follow up with the Plastic and Cardiology Clinic

T: I reviewed and discussed the case laying with the patient's daughter and the staff.
D: I reviewed and discussed the case in length with the patient's daughter and the staff. (in length = in detail )

T: The patient is on a constipated sweet diet ( constipated= unable to pass motion)
D: The patient is on no concentrated sweet diet (the patient is diabetic here, so no sweets)

T: He has been given 125 kg of Seroquel twice a day (kg ????????? medicine given in milligram (mg) just one letter difference and what a blunder!!!!!!!!!)
D: He has been given 125 mg of Seroquel twice a day (Seroquel= medicine given for treatment for psychotic disorders)