MT FUN

T: She gives a one ear history of a regular menstrual cycle
D: She gives a one year history of a regular menstrual cycle

T: Osteoarthritis is modelling the picture (modelling = Sculpture produced by moulding)
D: Osteoarthritis is muddling the picture (muddling = Mix up or confuse)

T: Choco tablets
D: Charcoal tablets (Charcoal absorbs gases in the digestive system and relieves the discomfort of indigestion, wind and heartburn)

T: in view of the heat of pressures on our list
D: in view of the huge pressure on our list

T: ring pessary which seems to look more ugly (ugly = Displeasing to the senses)
D: ring pessary which seems to fit more snugly (snugly = Fitting closely)

T: Patient can stop breathing
D: Patient can start bathing (few days after surgery)

T: His left ear instead has a very large blood clot in it which I have evacuated on microsuction. Once I have been evacuated, there was (evacuated = Move out of an unsafe location into safety)
D: His left ear instead has a very large blood clot in it which I have evacuated on microsuction. Once it had been evacuated, there was

T: There is no associated dysuria or fever though he cannot swear when he is in pain. (swear = To declare or affirm solemnly and formally as true)
D: There is no associated dysuria or fever but he can sweat when he is in pain.

T: He did attend physiotherapy in the snow, and stopped attending.
D: He did attend physiotherapy, but in the snow stopped attending.

T: She is currently under period
D: She is currently on her period (period = menstrual cycle)

T: All in all, with the tests, I would still not suggest
D: Following all the tests, I would still not suggest

T: we have asked the child resent to you. (resent= Feel bitter, Wish ill or allow unwillingly)
D: we have asked the child return to you.(return = come back)

T: There was blood noted filing directly into the cavity (filing = The entering of a legal document into the public record)
D: There was blood noted filling directly into the cavity (filling = Flow into something)

T: He was in my Colleague, Mr Paice, two months ago
D: He was seen by my Colleague, Mr Paice, two months ago

T: she was keen to attend banding
D: she was keen to attempt gastric banding (gastric banding = weight loss surgery)

A banana a day keeps the doctor away

Courtesy: WEB

Bananas
This is interesting. After Reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the same way again.

Bananas . Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.

Depression : According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.

Pre-Menstrual Syndrome : Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

Anemia : High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure : This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it the perfect to beat blood pressure.So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke

Brain Power : 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

Constipation : High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can helprestore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.

Hangovers : One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels,while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.

Heartburn : Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness : Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

Mosquito bites : Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

Nerves : Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system. Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.

Ulcers : The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

Temperature control: Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand , for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD) : Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.

Smoking: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

Stress : Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be balanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.

Strokes : According to research in "The New England Journal of Medicine,"eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%!

Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape!

So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around. So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"

MT FUN DA

Transcribed: The patient is a 8-month-old elephant who came with her mother.

Dictated: The patient is an 8-month-old infant who came with her mother.

T: A santro car was inserted into the vagina

D: Hasson trocar was inserted into the vagina

(trocar=a sharp-pointed instrument enclosed in a cannula, used for withdrawing fluid from a cavity)

T: The patient was brought to the emergency room and prepped and raped by the emergency room staff.

D: The patient was brought to the emergency room and prepped and draped by the emergency room staff

(draped=Covered in folds of cloth)

T: urine on asses.

D: urinalysis.

Transcribed: Abdominal cavity was answered without insulin.

Dictated: Abdominal cavity was entered without incident.

Transcribed: jugular venous distention was phrased. (phrased=Put into words or an expression)

Dictated: jugular venous distention was raised. (raised=above the normal position)

T: She attended today for a ring ceremony change

D: She attended today for a ring pessary change (ring pessary= device to hold the uterus in place)

T: The patient is to have goitres two to three times each week (goitres=Abnormally enlarged thyroid gland)

D: The patient is to have coitus two to three times each week

(coitus = sexual intercourse) (Fertility Clinic)

T: patient advised about penile shrieking (shrieking =sharp piercing cry)

D: patient advised about penile shaking (Fertility Clinic)

T: If there is any constant suppression, please do not hesitate to contact me

D: If there is any concerns or questions, please do not hesitate to contact me

T: We will review the patient if further procedure is haunted.

D: We will review the patient if further procedure is warranted. (needed)

ಹೆಸರಲ್ಲೇನಿದೆ?

ಆಗಿನ್ನೂ, Medical Transcription ಹೊಸದಾಗಿ ಭಾರತಕ್ಕೆ outsource ಆಗುತ್ತಿದ್ದ ಕಾಲ. ಮೈಸೂರಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಶುರುವಾದ ಹೊಸ ಕಂಪನಿಗೆ ಅಮೇರಿಕಾದಿಂದ Suzanne MT ಗಳಿಗೆ American accent, grammer ಕಲಿಸಲು ಬಂದಿದ್ದಳು. ಟೀಂ ಲೀಡರ್ ಹರೀಶ್ ಒಬ್ಬೊಬ್ಬರನ್ನಾಗಿ ಆಕೆಗೆ ಪರಿಚಯಿಸಲು ಶುರು ಮಾಡಿದರು. ಸ್ವಪ್ನ, ಭೂಷಿತ್, ಮಂಗಳ, ಗುರು, ಸ್ವಾತಿ, ರಾಜು, ಕೌಶಿಕ್, ಶೇಖರ್, etc. ಎಲ್ಲರೊಂದಿಗೂ ನಗು ನಗುತಾ ಸ್ನೇಹ ಪೂರ್ವಕವಾಗಿ ಮಾತನಾಡಿ ಆಕೆ ಹರೀಶ್ ಅವರನ್ನು ತನ್ನ ಚಂಬೇರ್ ಗೆ ಜೊತೆಯಲ್ಲೇ ಕರೆದು ಕೊಂಡು ಹೋದಳು. ಅವರ ಮುಂದಿನ ಮಾತು ಈ ರೀತಿಯಾಗಿ ಇತ್ತು.

ಸುಜ್ಜ್ಯನೆ: (ಗಟ್ಟಿಯಾಗಿ ನಗುತ್ತ) ಹರೀಶ್ "U Indians keep very funny names".

ಹರೀಶ್: (ಇಂಗ್ಲಿಷ್ನಲ್ಲಿ) ಯಾಕೆ ಏನಾಯಿತು? ಯಾವ ಹೆಸರು funny ಯಾಗಿದೆ?

ಸುಜ್ಜ್ಯನೆ: funny ಅಲ್ಲದೆ ಇನ್ನೇನು, Cow shit, bull shit ಅಂತೆಲ್ಲ ಹೆಸರುಗಳು.

ಹರೀಶ್: ಅಯ್ಯೋ ಅದು Cow shit ಅಲ್ಲಮ್ಮ , ಕೌಶಿಕ್, ಅದು ಒಬ್ಬ ಸಾಧುವಿನ ಹೆಸರು, ಭೂಷಿತ್ ಅರ್ಥ ಅಲಂಕೃತ ಅಂತ.

ಸುಜ್ಜ್ಯನೆ: Oh! I am so sorry.........

ಆಮೇಲೆ ಗೊತ್ಹಿರ್ಬೇಕಲ್ಲ, ಆಫೀಸಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಎಲ್ಲ ಕೌಶಿಕ್ ಮತ್ತೆ ಭೂಷಿತ್ ರನ್ನು ಯಾವ ಹೆಸರಿನಿಂದ ಕರೀತಿದ್ರು ಅಂತ.

CHAK DE INDIA (collection)

We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made!"- Albert Einstein

"If there is one place on the face of earth where all the dreams of living men have found a home from the very earliest days when man began the dream of existence, it is India !" - French scholar Romaine Rolland

"India is the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend, and the great grand mother of tradition. Our most valuable and most astrictive materials in the history of man are treasured up in India only!"- Mark Twain

"So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either by man or nature, to make India the most extraordinary country that the sun visits on his rounds. Nothing seems to have been forgotten, nothing overlooked." -- Mark Twain

"She ( India ) has left indelible imprints on one fourth of the human race in the course of a long succession of centuries. She has the right to reclaim ... her place amongst the great nations summarizing and symbolizing the spirit of humanity. From Persia to the Chinese sea, from the icy regions of Siberia to Islands of Java and Borneo , India has propagated her beliefs, her tales, and her civilization!" -- Sylvia Levi

" India conquered and dominated China culturally for 20 centuries without ever having to send a single soldier across her border!" -- Hu Shih, former Ambassador of China to USA

"Civilizations have arisen in other parts of the world. In ancient and modern times, wonderful ideas have been carried forward from one race to another...But mark you, my friends, it has been always with the blast of war trumpets and the march of embattled cohorts. Each idea had to be soaked in a deluge of blood..... Each word of power had to be followed by the groans of millions, by the wails of orphans, by the tears of widows. This, many other nations have taught; but India for thousands of years peacefully existed. Here activity prevailed when even Greece did not exist... Even earlier, when history has no record, and tradition dares not peer into the gloom of that intense past, even from until now, ideas after ideas have marched out from her, but every word has been spoken with a blessing behind it and peace before it. We, of all nations of the world, have never been a conquering race, and that blessing is on our head, and therefore we live....!" -- Swami Vivekananda, Great Indian Philosopher

"If I were asked under what sky the human mind has most fully developed some of its choicest gifts, has most deeply pondered on the greatest problems of life, and has found solutions, I should point to India" -- Max Mueller

"India was the mother of our race and Sanskrit the mother of Europe 's languages. She was the mother of our philosophy, mother through the Arabs, of much of our mathematics, mother through Buddha, of the ideals embodied in Christianity, mother through village communities of self-government and democracy. Mother India is in many ways the mother of us all." -- Will Durant

"In India , I found a race of mortals living upon the Earth, but not adhering to it, inhabiting cities, but not being fixed to them, possessing everything, but possessed by nothing" -- Apollonius Tyanaeus quotes (Neo-Pythagorean)

GOOD SMS MESSAGES (contd)

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010

I think so much of you

Really I don't need a reason

As my thoughts are warm and caring

All through the years seasons

Dil ke bazar mein main sabse garib hu, khwabhon ke duniya mein ek main hi badnaseeb hu, unke pass mere liye waqt hi nahi aur log samajthe he mein unke zyada kareeb hu!!

You cannot change your future but can change your habits and surely your habits will change your future- Bernard Shaw.

Cutest proposal ever??? In a 3rd std class ,

Boy-Can I take your picture?

Girl-For what?

Boy-So that I can show Santa Claus what I want for Christmas.

Hardest moment in life isn't when you lose something and tears comes out of your eyes.... It is when you know you are losing something and you are still forced to smile.

"My heart is like an open book, it depends on you how you read me, Dont judge me by outlook, Look in and discover, I will be one of your true friend forever."

The four beautiful thoughts of life:

Look back and get experience

Look forward and see hope

Look around and find reality

Look within and find confidence.

Knowingly or unknowingly some people walk into our life and life becomes special, after all its our decision to decide who stays and who walks out.

Amazing quote: "There may be 8.5 billion people in this world but sometimes all you really need is JUST ONE!"

Heart is a crystal; preserve it, Love is perfume; spread it, Feelings are like fluid; flow it, Friendship is just one umbrella; come lets share it.

TV DIALOGUE- "Illi Yellavu NIGOODA! Yaru Yarigu SMS Madalla, Call Madalla, Misscall Illa, Bari Mauna. Ivelladara Naduve Namma Manasinalli Mooduva Prashne- CURRENY UNTE?

A fantastic question with a meaningful answer: Define BIRTHDAY.

The only day of your life when you cried and your mother was smiling.

Change is the Nature of Life but Challenge is the Aim of Life. So you have to Challenge the Changes, not Change the Challenges.

Being near is not the meaning of being Dear. You may be far from me but the wave of your friendship will make me feel that you are always with me.

Golden Rule of Alexander The Great: "I dont believe in taking right decisions; I take decisions and then make them right"

Pyar Pasand Se, Kushi Har Ek Se, Rishtey Apnon Se, Mohabbat Mehabub se, Ishq Ashiq Se, Magar Dosti Dil Se, Jo Hamne Ki Hai Aapse

"Four things Never come back"; The Spoken Word, The Wasted Time, The Past Life and The Neglected Opportunity. So Think Twice and Act Wise.

Nice Quotes: Your Friendship has made my life so colorful that nothing else attracts me anymore.

Hasi Ke Liye Gham Qurbaan, Kushi Ke Liye Aansu Qurban. Dost Tere Liye To "JAAN BHI QURBAAN", Agar Roz SMS Nahi Bheja To Agle Bakrid Ko Tu Bhi Qurbaan.

If your eyes are sweet you would like all the people in the world. But if your heart is sweet all the people in the world will like you.

Phool Khusbhu ke liye, Pyar Nibhane ke liye, Aankein Dil Churane ke liye, Aur ye SMS Thumhe Meri Yaad Dilaane ke liye.

We Love Ourself Even After Doing Many Mistakes. Then How Can We Hate Others For Their Small Mistakes. Strange But True, Think About It.

Beautiful Tomorrow Never Comes, When It Comes, It's Already Today- In The Hunt Of Beautiful Tomorrow, Don't Waste Your Wonderful Today.

Think About This: If You Laugh Really Loud, Talk Mannerlessly and You Dont Care What Your Dress, Face and Hairstyle Looks Like, Your Are Probably With Your True Friend.

Aakashakke Yeni Illa, Samudrakke Setuve Illa, Nakshatrakke Lekka Illa, Ammana Aashirvadakke Saavilla, Nanna SMS Ge Kone Illa, Nimma SMS Na Suddiye Illa?

Smar Tum Ho tho bure hum bhi nahi, Mahfil mein tum ho to tanha hum bhi nahi, dosti karke kahate ho ki busy hai, yad karna hum se seiko kyon ki free to hum bhi nahi.

Zindagi mein na jane kaun si baat aakhri hogi, na jaane kaunsi raat aakhri hogi, milte julte raha karo yaaro, na jane kaun si mulakkat aakhri hogi.

Hrudayadalli Huttida Preethi Sayalla

Manasinalli Beleda Mamathe Mareyalla

Nange Nimma Sneha Horeyalla

Nanendigu Nimmannu Mareyalla

Kalpaneya Aasegintha Manasina Bhavane Hecchu

Manasina Mounakintha Hrudayada Vedane Hecchu

Naguva Manassigintha Nagisuva Hrudaya Hecchu

Keep Smiling

Zindagi Sagar Hai, Dosti Laher Hai, Aur Dil Kinara.

Ye Jaruri Nahi Ki Sagar Me kitne Laher Hai

Zaruri Ye Hai Ki Kaun Se Laher Kinare Ko Chuti Hai....

Kanasu Baalige Spoorthi

Baravase Kelasakke Spoorthi

Preethi Jeevakke Spoorthi

Adre Nagu Yelladhakku Spoorthi

Adakkagi Prathikshana Nagu Naguthiri

This is a small meaning of LIFE

Waqt se pehle aur naseeb se zyaada kuch nahi milta

Zindagi woh nahi hai jo hum sochte hai

Zindagi woh hai jo hum jeetey hai

Pure heart is the greatest temple in the world

Dont believe the smiling face

But believe the smiling heart

They are very rate in this world.

I dropped a tear in the ocean while thinking of you

And I promise to be your friend until I find it

Measuring life by what others do for you may disappoint you

But measuring life what you do for others will add more meaning to your life.

Good looks catches the eyes

But good characters catches the heart.

Your blessed with both.

Dont keep your dreams in your eyes

They may fall as tears

Keep them in your heart

So that every heartbeat may remind you about your dream.

Superb Quote

Someone asked"what is forgiveness?"

A little boy replied, "its the sweet fragrance that a flower gives when it is crushed by someone".

If the whole world is against and opposite to you, what will you do?

Simple

Just turn your direction, you will be the leader of the whole world.- Napoleon

My SMS are just like Rain

One day it will increase

One day it will decrease

May be one day it will disappear

But never dies

Anytime it can comeback.

A sad mother is sitting with her son

Son: You are the second most beautiful woman I have ever known

Mother: Who is the first?

Son: It is also you but when you smile

Keep smiling

Keep correcting your little mistakes, because nobody slips down by hills, but just by the little stones.

Success in life will create crowd for you

Loneliness in life will create space for you

But tough times in life will create the true person in you

You can win in life by all means

If you simply avoid two things:

Comparing with others and

Expecting from others.

A lovely logic for a beautiful life

"Never try to maintain relations in your life, Just try to maintain life in your relations".

Force can make everything possible in the world but it cannot create a single drop of love in anybody's heart.

When you share something with someone who cares you a lot, be frank and be sure whatever you say is true because your words are heard by a heart and preserved forever.

YOUR SMILE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND ....MAKE IT SOME ONE ELSE'S TOO

FUN WITH MT

* The patient refused autopsy.

(The patient's family refused autopsy)

* The patient has no previous history of suicides.

(The patient has no previous history of suicidal attempts)

* Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

(Patient has left reports of white blood cells at another hospital)

* Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

(Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three years)

* She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

(She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she had temperature(guessing) last night)

* Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

(Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side, for over a year)

* On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.
(On the second day the knee pain was better and on the third day it disappeared.)

* The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

(The patient has been depressed. Since she began seeing me in 1993,.... (sentence continued))

* Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission.
(Discharge status: Alive. Left without my permission.)

* Healthy appearing 69-year-old male, mentally alert, but forgetful. (could either be any of the one)

* Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.????

(anorexia = eating disorder)

* She is numb from her toes down.

* While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

( x-rated must be "x-rayed")

*The skin was moist and dry. (could either be moist or dry)

The skin was moist or The skin was dry.

*Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

Occasional infrequent headaches or constant headaches

*Patient was alert and unresponsive. (could either be alert or unresponsive)

Patient was alert or patient was unresponsive.

*Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

Rectal examination revealed a normal size prostate or Throat exam revealed a normal size thyroid.

*She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.???

*I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
(our car/our care)

* Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

Both pupils are equal and reactive to light and accommodation

* Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circumcised. (circumcised= Cut the foreskin off male babies or teenage boys)

* The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
(lover function/liver function)

* Skin: somewhat pale but present. ????

* The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.???

* Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.???

* Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities. ???

(having children abnormality???)

* When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room????

* The patient was in his usual state of good health until his Airplane ran out of gas and crashed.???

* Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant. (OH MY GOD)

* She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.???

* Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.???

* The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.???

(bowel resection= surgery to remove affected part of the intestine)

* By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.???